The Samurai Dream, for lack of a better title

So; I was in a treehouse that was built in a Sakura tree. Night time. I climb out of the treehouse, and a Samurai follows me (if you know what D.Gray-man is, he looks like Kanda).

Kanda Yuu, D.gray-man

We sit down next to each other in the long grass and instantly I know that we are lovers. He asks me to tickle him, so I do… There is a mug of milk on the floor. It suddenly falls over, and he stares at me in horror, like it was my fault. I instantly feel terribly guilty as he turns away and walks off into the horizon while I fall to my knees, sobbing, my long hair swaying in the wind. (For the record, in reality my hair is short.)

I walk into a bar, a severly depressed expression on my face. Sitting next to my friend Marina, I don’t hear a word she is saying because I have noticed from a window that Kanda is standing under another Sakura tree, glaring at me. Slowly, I walk out of the bar, and stand in front of him, trying to figure out from a psychological view what I should say.

In the end I stick with a long bow, saying “I’m really sorry”. He glances at me, unconvinced. “You can even cut my hair,” I add in a whisper. Here, Kanda smirks and brings out scissors from behind his back.

He didn’t get anywhere close to touching my precious, virtual hair because we sense something wrong. Both of us simultaniously turn and run to another area nearby. This time, it is day, a white cloudy sky, and a corn field.

I notice that we are now surrounded by the aliens from Chicken Little.  There are no swords nearby, so Kanda and I have to stick to using giant corn-on-the-cobs, which are unbelievably pointy. We fight ruthlessly, desperately… I stick my corn into one alien’s eye. He blinks a while, before his mouth spreads out into a wide, horrorful grin, and I hear the kind of music in the background that makes you want to scream.

My heart skips a beat, and I am awake.

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